My thoughts on Michigan drivers...

Why must you all suck at driving? Today two of my biggest pet peeves about bad driving occurred. Whilst (impressive word use, hunh? Thanks Kevin!) driving on the expressway to my crazy ex-husband's apartment. My first pet peeve happened. A driver before me just decided to go slow for no reason!!! What the f*ck was going on that you'd have to slow down on an expressway for!! Stop playing with yourself and pull over before you get into a accident!!!! The second pet peeve happened (this is the one that bothers me the most) when a person ahead of me just braked for NO APPARENT REASON!!! Oh no, an eye floater!!! What the heck are you thinking??!!